What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

How rough can the ferry passage from Hull to Rotterdam be in the autumn ( at the end of October )?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What do you typically do while on meth?

Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why am I single?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Pure Orwell: Europe condemns Iran for attacks on its own territory - Responsible Statecraft

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

From Russia With Love

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Octopussy

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

13 million years ago, this object released as much energy as a billion suns in a fraction of a second! - Farmingdale Observer

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

What is the best true Hollywood story you know?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is the naughtiest fantasy that you've lived out?

Live and Let Die

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why am I more attracted to black men?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.